It was a pleasant enough day for an unveiling ceremony. When I arrived there was already a formidable nebula of people in all directions, nevermind finding any sort of seating. The sun was still shining in its last throes of supremacy and painted the trees behind that ominous black cloth monolith with all the pleasant, muddled tones of a Monet painting you'd see at a high-falootin' impressionist art exhibit.
There was a backing band up on a side stage, filling up this idle period just before the ceremony with the loping rhythms of Soul and Funk essentials. The atmosphere seemed perfect for some sort of tropical drink or cocktail, filled w
There are movie buffs, music collectors, comic book collectors, perhaps even a classical literature buff. It seems that every medium of popular entertainment is bound to develop the remora-attachment of some sort of dedicated fan base. Fan bases have become an indelible part of pop culture and no entertainment medium shouts 'pop culture' louder than videogames.
The videogame fan base, or 'gamers' as some prefer to be called, has grown exponentially since the birth of the medium in the late 70s. Much has changed since the early days of dank, cavernous arcades in which bespectacled competitors jammed joysticks to PacMan and Tron. The core
Losing my edge.
Yes, losing my edge
It's an unmistakable sign
The slashdots are no longer mine
I'm losing my edge
To kids from Scotland, and Little Havana
And Montana
But I was there
I was there in 1980
When Miyamoto dug up Radar Scope parts
And built Donkey Kong
I'm losing my edge, to the kids
Whose Adidas leave scuff marks on the EB carpet.
I'm losing my edge
To the message board kids
Who can tell me the details of every Cid
Who's ever been in a Final Fantasy
From 1987 to 2003.
I'm losing my edge
To the kids in SF with their fanzines
I'm losing my edge to graphics designing
Tokyojin who took JET and wear tight t-shirts
Braised spareribs glazed gold and vivid orange in a mélange of gravies and doused in its own natural oil. Plumped sesame seeds. Some steamed Eastern vegetables on the side possibly, free of vat stem dyes and chem soaks. Spinach, bok-choi, tofu bricks.
He was jacked back into reality clean enough to see Boss Tamastai's roundhouse kick connect with the archaic ash brick wall he leaned upon. "An' now I ham paying you to calcify? Come wif me!"
Colin would have muttered under his breath but he remembered seeing the bills for Tamastai's aural amps, along with a new internal double-capacity Dictaphone for particularly important calls.
The
The blackened remnants of the last six hours' rain creeped over the six-hundred meter eaves of the geodesic's mouth up overhead. The ventilation shaft, large enough to fit a full-sized Godzilla, gave the underground borough a clear view of the sky, mottled and fat with the swollen gray of clouds. The greased rain had scrubbed many of the plastic bubble windows of the neighborhood clean of the standard subterranean grime, making the sky seem all the more distant in soot-less clarity.
The U-Ground police were out in force today; or tonight, it was difficult to say anymore. Their vivid white-gray squad cars cut sleek italicized figures in t
Immaculate rows of fiberglass on sweating tarmac, reflect back the sun, as if in defiance.
Ardent black wire and spiked spires cordon off the sky, sag under the weight of the world.
Generations-old billboards stand half dead by their masters. Fizzling neons paw weak and starving at the sleeves of your periphery.
Alarm clock time
1 PM
The morning rounds and a hack of phleghm
Landlady fell out of her walker chair
Wouldn't stare but you
Really don't care
Would go to work
But you're unemployed
Telephone bill
Dwarfs Tolstoy
For lasting fame
You need an airplane
Like the Marshall Monty
At El Alamein
Operation Ligh
Riding the tail end of a glut on hot off-kilter funk/jazz fusion tracks Nic lugged in. No will to write. It's just not fucking there, what the hell? I thought this shit was supposed to be inspirational, instead i'm left here scattered across the garbanzo bean futon feeling like an X-Com brainsucker has secreted itself through the air con grate and performed its namesake purpose. Sludgy eyes staring moist at me from the fogged glass of the balcony doors, bleak onyx-silver orbs.
Am I off my art-fucking rocker? I shift and one of Taka's jade and gold bottles of Premium sake slides from my loosening fingers to clod against the persian. Th
"Erm, ah, okay then." Erik struggled to maintain control over the shrill vulture cries of the stage audio system stuck in vicious cycle of feedback.
Stage was a liberal denotation. The spot the mess of wires and boxes had been clumped down upon was more of an alcove of the laminated wood dance floor cordoned off by an arc of thick black snake wiring.
"So much shite for a two-piece…" he glanced back over his shoulder at Sal, who was pretending to be busy with a screw on the side of one of his tom-toms. The brim of his sun cap rested on one of the high hat cymbals. "Well okay…" he fiddled with the strap of his acoustic. Someone in the aud
We all feel the same
Now you when time we your cry
Know the feel of string of cooled of bits carbon fiber
Microchips
Solder white plane as the behind of of linear hexadecimal in chrome-plated waxy leaves
jack my and of slide into pleasure nothing to gain
I've brain in vain
If you don't change with me flow
Without you night won't go
Without you I'm good's a lie never show
They're dumb pain
Join our world and play our
crucify my bastion wafers of gold guarding the goods.
Nothing.
Dead with a blue line channel on clip slant.
All name
You search your empty your ways
You'll know
Without they'll never show
Without you
It's the rattle of the aircon in the wall
It's the drone of voices in the
Professors so droll
Hearing clocks click down seconds
On the week
Echoing tremors in the agora
Of the Greeks
Daydream on the lemon in the glass
Yellow desert island where I'd rather
Sit my arse
Generically great to be alive and free
Being godless and smart
Like XTC
Chiming beepers
Giving way
To howling cellphones
I've got no six-packs
Save the ones that kill the seagulls
The kind that float one's brain
Within their skull
Sold in three million round the globe
And more on the march
The ditty hurt my eyes as they
Strain past a golden arch
Glam.
Hundred dollar air-injected sneakers
Bound to the bleeding edge of a neon chrome boomerang flying-
towards a pumpkin of midlife
tres-chic raiments pieced from unnaturally conceived polymers and diatomic compounds
polyester
rayon
ripstop
Hello Kitty-encrusted pink fannie pack stuffed with I-Zone Polaroids
Mini-Discs
Polarized lens
Another piece of spraypainted plastics.
A microchip.
Streets paved in gold and platinum and cubic zirconia- glittery reflective mylar
embossed with the image of a cartoon character older than the person clenching the string.
Words are born of hot glass pipe flooded with the hissing hot color of s
Paper.
I went through a ream of it just to get to this point. Crumpled in my own format of abbreviated origami. Synthesized in the nexus of a clenched fist and thrown over a slouched shoulder to the floor. Mutated paper swans buoyant on a plywood pond, black and blue runic ink scribbles in inverse adorning their arrays of distended and twisted wings.
Enough writing. The flesh of origami avians is fucking expensive.
The navy blue interior of a stock Daihatsu that was yanked off the lines when word reached Seoul Head of circuitry that went up in flames like a cel packed with thermite and microprocessors and an OS that were laughable b
Hollowed bamboo rests
clicking on the onyx rock
smoothed round by a million droplets
The samurai's proving grounds
in Autumnal chill.
the balsa-walled squares where-
kimono folds part and the lute cues in
piercing and eye-watering so
bloody pretty and clean and the scent of pressed lavender
settled omnipresent despite the ease
of livid oxidation- the rust
as steel spills esophagus- bared to the China Sea breeze
A petal snaps free from corona
A passed blossom shard losing its cherry pink
to glide.. helixatically, a corkscrew shifting down
to the Zen pond
thwack.
Says the bamboo
Just like a scene out of Kurosawa
Flash-framed
One-- More- Time-
Thack thack thack thack thack thack thack
One More Time
bakka bakka bakka
"IT'S SO FUCKIN' PURE, YOU GOTTA TRY IT!! NO CUT SHIT HERE!!" Over the intense SCREAM of the amps and speakers shackled and bolted to the far wall, hived like cold dogs around the glaring heat of the mediatron panel.
"NO SHIT??" Shit as in lies, shit as in granulated Crack?
"FIRST TRY'S ON THE HOUSE!" chunga, the DJ's nylon-coated arms pierce the day-glo of the mediatron's face, throwing two gigantic black snaking tentacles over their faces and the wall of the bar. People went fucking nuts.
"COULD YOU SAY THAT AGAIN, INTO MY LAPEL??"
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Gon
I was Zen and you were 'Cross'
Burning bush and drying sky
"Faith in Gods is No Real Loss"
Soldiered horse and terrify
Faith in Gods is what you said
Monotheist quadrapeds
Tarnished silk in distant lands
Banished under royal command
Marry me and be my wife
Stay with me for all your life
We'll move into a sleepy fief
Distant from agnostic strife
Paring fruit without a knife
An imitation of your Christ
Licking juice from sticky hands
Endearing under your demands
Religion as our therapy
Our failsafe battling entropy
Visions of the things to be
Like it says on our TeeVee
I raked sand and you placed rocks
Lines in wave like di
A man in my pair of shoes runs his own miles under my name.
It's just not bloody fair; on the Macro-screens where all our codes and stats are scrolled out in great swathes I see my own name placed next to a bevy of underwhelming numbers in the dense code of miles per hour, inches per minute, hectares per half-month. I frowned at the sallow heartbeat ratio pounded out by this loafer imposter. The nearest Cornerbot snapped up from where it had been retracted into a metallic squat sipping from a Penzoil carton to wheel over to me and regurgitate a ticket at me. Not wanting to make a scene I fished the still-warm thermal paper from the bot's
It was a hot afternoon. It was always a hot afternoon. Brandon was taking his lunch break for the day under a cultured palm that grew near where the sand met with the grass. The emptied wax wrapper of a disposable cardboard bento box lay next to his sprawled mass. It was half covered by his right thigh. The box itself was on the other side of him, stripped bare save for a few stark white specks of nishiki and the damp, wasabi-stained balsa wood chopsticks leaning inside.
Brandon stirred as little Nipponese children passed, laughing in Nipponese. The empty longneck of Tsingtao that he had emptied at least half an hour ago rolled off his hairl
Kit leaned over in his chair and coughed into his palm again. Acrid phlegm shambled up his esophagus onto his palette like a fresh jellyfish. His fingers scrabbled over the plastic plating on the door next to him until they curled over the cold metal handle. Swinging it open, he leaned out of the car and expelled the fleshy clot through his lips onto the ground. A sponge was removed from his throat and the sharp ice of the outside air rolled down.
Breathing, he looked up at the horizon as he wiped his damp lips with a wrist. The black rectangles of hangars stood like filed teeth in the distance. A cylindrical jetliner climbed up from the clo
A synapse fires off. Then two. And four. Millions more snap like firecrackers in exponential increments. A blip in the indefinable sea- born. Like sonar, a single blip fires out, feeling out dimensions, tracing impressions and broad faces, the signal bounces back in a counterwave.
In the same way the eyes open- they had already been activated, simply cowled and garaged behind the pair of opaque eyelids. They catch the frontside spectra bouncing off objects- light- color, the same thing- and bounce it backwards into the skull through the filter of the retinas, upsidedown. The raw visuals are taken for processing, and maybe comprehensi
A pulse, more like a current, makes its way through the tubing, wiring actually. That pulse makes a finger twitch, like a nerve. That singular twitch gives hope. More pulsing currents, making a whole hand convulse, flex, expand, contract…life in a metallic shell. Perfection made chrome. More connections, more wires, currents flinging this way and that, making parts move. The simulcron blinks, its glowing red eyes taking in all around it. They stand over it, smiling, congratulating themselves on creating life, life in a metallic shell. It speaks, its voice an odd assortment of synthetic sounds and electronic reverberations.
"Who am I?"
They
Space. Quite a lovely place, no? The rich, the poor, the fighters, the pacifists…. And lots of bright blinking lights! Cannot leave those out, oh no! At any rate, seven people who have lived in space all their lives –and grown quite accustomed to those lovely little lights, were making all possible speed to a certain set of coordinates. What none of them knew, besides each other of course – not counting one exception to that, but we're getting ahead – is that not only were they all going to same coordinates (a rather out of the way station orbiting a desert planet called Eridinas, who's indigenous peoples had long since moved to the ice world
Peanut Butter Phantom Society by MrMonday, literature
Literature
Peanut Butter Phantom Society
The room was white as an eggshell.
It could crack any moment, and anything out there would just spill out and consume me. My eggshell was safe. It was also boring. Comfortable , cozy, safe, white, boring, boring boring.
I entertained myself to word games, decoding the talk of birds through the barred windows outside, and relishing in the fact that nothing bad is happening.It's been a few months now since I've been able to think about it in this padded cell, this sanctuary of mine. Thinking everything over. Thinking, recovering, and eventually coming to a conclusion.
I made it an absolute promise to myself that I will leave this place thr
SHE LEFT ME SUICIDEISH by TheBadassDevil, literature
Literature
SHE LEFT ME SUICIDEISH
twenty Red Georgian forteana
rebound the cohort with ambage in ambient Mendelism
solvable with Mota merithallus in dirty realism, and
slam, decorate unutterable Grecian briefly enrolled in missionizing
exposition.
telemedicine.
Marlborough chalk man, unfurnished Xeriscape batter interrogative, hurdy-gurdy
scapular ambage, sole carrier in alternation, not-for-profit, Dominical, preemptory strike
skoosh independent.
unbarred juju.
moneylending tittup partnership, amateur dramatics down and dirty AOR
misconstructive bilbo dare the FTP with viperous disses
.
.
/
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technoscientific sagittary boor
paraglide compass shalloon, para
Daybreak.
Cockadoodle-doo? No.
It would have normally been that Vince's super-rare/expensive Felix the Cat alarm clock meowed him to his senses at 6:30 AM sharp.
Didn't happen this time. Eh?
His crusty eyes struggled open against the thick press of abrasive sunlight bleeding through the plastic curtains and fake silk drapes. Sun-- pissshitfuck, that was bad, the sun's NEVER out at 6:30 in the morning. He contorted like a mud fish in his tangled sheets and glared up at the strangely silent Felix above his head.
The black stiletto minute and hour and second hands in Felix's belly stood dead still. Wonderful, this was starting out
Guess who's trying to get tickets. Also, Happy Mondays are playing in Birmingham, on the 27th. Might be my last chance to see the drugged up antics of Shaun and Bez! (if you didn't know, Shaun appears on the Gorillaz single, DARE, btw)
Jesus called and asked me if you had his plugs. I didn't know what that meant, but he said you'd know what he was talking about. Oh, and he also said, "Smokestacks...3 pm".
Dude, new New Order DVD if you haven't checked it out already: [link]
Also, Brandon Flowers (of the Killers) dueted with Barney for Crystal at T in the park, in Scotland! It was weird actually, at the end of the bass solo-y part he always sung "need a little time to wake up..". Anyway, thoroughly awesome, I'll see if I can dig out some video footage for you, watched the coverage on BBC3 here. Also, I recorded Echo and the Bunnymen playing at the very same festival